You Know You Live In Idaho If
According to Internet sources, these quips come from Jeff Foxworthy.
- If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May every year, you live in Idaho.
- If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Idaho.
- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Idaho.
- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Idaho.
- If you measure distance in hours, you live in Idaho.
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Idaho.
- If you have switched from "heat" to "AC" and back again in the same day, you live in Idaho.
- If you can drive 75 mph through two feet of snow during a raging blizzard, you live in Idaho.
- If you installed security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in Idaho.
- If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snow suit, you live in Idaho.
- If the posted speed on the highway is 55 mph and you are going 80 mph and everyone is passing you, you live in Idaho.
- If driving in winter is better because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in Idaho.
- If you know all four seasons as: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in Idaho.
- If you have more miles on your snow blower than on your car, you live in Idaho.
- If you find ten degrees "a little chilly," you live in Idaho.
- If you understand these jokes, you live in Idaho.